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This is what happens when you
miss an episode of "Shameless."

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Your entire life
goes completely to shit.

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<i>Anyone try to find me</i>

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when I was in the ICU
for the last month?

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We were kind of hoping
you were dead.

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[Fiona] <i>You good?</i>

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[Lip] <i>I learned
I'm not an alcoholic.</i>

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What about finishing college?
Is that off the table?

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I got a professor.

10
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Uh, he's gonna help me find
something...a tech startup.

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It just might be a while
before I get paid, you know?

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This management thing
is a pain in my ass.

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I'm losing money.

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Tell you what.
Pay yourself

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an extra 50¢ an hour,
make up the difference.

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- An extra buck an hour.
- Done.

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Nice stroller.
Where'd you get it?

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[Debbie] <i>Oh, I found it
in the park; I'm gonna sell it.</i>

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Dom won't go down on me
'cause I'm not circumcised.

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It has all this extra skin,
and it kind of freaks me out.

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I can't feel a thing.

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[Dr. Sachs] Don't worry.

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You will soon.

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I'm meeting an old
high school friend for dinner.

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- [Ian] <i>An old friend?</i>
- [Caleb] <i>Denise.</i>

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Please tell me she has a dick.

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You have no balance sheet,
no income or cash flow forecast.

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Our yield on gross
revenues are shit.

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Are we seriously
not gonna have sex?

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'Cause I kind of took a Viagra.

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Oh, yeah, just walk right by,
ignore your father

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<i>that you tried to drown
in the river.</i>

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<i>I was only
telling the truth!</i>

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<i>♪ rock music ♪</i>

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<i>♪♪♪</i>

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<i>♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You were beaming
once before ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What is this downside ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That you speak of? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What is this feeling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're so sure of? ♪</i>

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<i>♪♪♪</i>

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<i>♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You were willing
once before ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What is this downside ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That you speak of? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What is this feeling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're so sure of? ♪</i>

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[train rattling and screeching]

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- [pounding on door]
- [Fiona] <i>Come on, Frank!</i>

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<i>Open the damn door!</i>

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[pounding continues]

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<i>Come on, Frank!</i>

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[pounding continues]

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<i>Open the door.</i>

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[grunts]

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Hey, Hector?

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Hi, it's Fiona.

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Oh, shit.
Hang on!

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Hi, you still there?

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Sorry.
Uh...

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Can you work today?

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Santos called in sick again.

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Yeah, I'm tired
of his bullshit, too.

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You can?

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Oh, that's great.
Okay.

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I'll see you at ten.

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[sighs]

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I thought you were
living at Caleb's?

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Caleb's sleeping
with a chick.

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- He's bi?
- No dude is bi, all right?

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You lick dick,
you're supposed to be gay.

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So you guys broke up?

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Haven't decided yet.
Probably.

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God, I can't believe
he's licking vag, too.

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All right, can you guys please
stop talking about licking vag?

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- You're gonna give me a boner.
- You sleep at all last night?

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No, if I wake up with morning
wood, it'll pop my stitches.

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You're 16. How are you gonna
not get wood for 72 hours?

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Eyes on the prize, my brother.

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Yeah, which is?

86
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A blowie from Dominique.

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The chick who made you
cut your dick?

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Yeah, man,
no girl's worth that.

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She didn't make me.

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I wanted to.

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You guys just don't understand
true love.

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Uh, you know,
it's pretty cold out there.

93
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You better put on
a turtleneck.

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Oh, oh!
Excuse you.

95
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Oh, you got to forgive Carl; his
manners were in his foreskin.

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Uh, stop it!
It just gives me the willies

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thinking about someone
near my junk with a knife.

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Where is my vacuum cleaner?

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- Upstairs probably.
- Kev, grab our cleaning shit.

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What's all that crap?

101
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I'm helping Fiona with
the bills over at Patsy's.

102
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Place is in a financial
shitstorm.

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Yeah, the Alibi, too.

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Svetlana's getting
things in order,

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which makes me
the house husband.

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I keep forgetting
about the weird situation

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you got going on
with the two wives.

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It's not weird.
It's modern.

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You're gonna have
to draw me a Venn diagram

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to explain how that works.

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What's up with mopey?

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Ah, boy trouble.

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Girl trouble.

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I'll draw you a Venn diagram
to explain that, too.

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Where's my vacuum?

116
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What are you doing?

117
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Uh, vacuum, hall closet.

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And I'm getting rid
of Frank's shit.

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That fuckhead's
back in the house?

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Yeah, nailed the door shut
from the inside.

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- How's he getting in and out?
- I don't know.

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Window? Ladder?

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Get a restraining order
on his ass.

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That would mean that I cared.

125
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And I don't anymore.

126
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Aren't you angry with him
about destroying your future?

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Did me a favor.

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Come on, help me bring
his crap downstairs.

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Good morning,
my wasted sperms.

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Frank, you're walking.

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In a weird way,
but you're walking.

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[Lip] Why don't you
go away, Frank?

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Is that any way to greet
your soon to be ex-father?

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Ex-father?

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We would be so lucky.

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Filling out the paperwork
to disinherit

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you abortion-should-have-beens.

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Disinherit? Wow.

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So we don't get that jelly jar?

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[Ian] Or the three pieces
of silverware

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you stole from the Ramada Inn?

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Or the shame
and the embarrassment?

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Go ahead,
joke all you like.

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But once my parental rights
are terminated,

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you can no longer use
the Gallagher family name.

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Hallelujah!

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I'm just gonna be like Cher
and go by Fiona.

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Here's your shit.

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I'm taking my room back.

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And I'm padlocking the house.

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Aw, you made me toast.

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Thanks.

153
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Buh-bye, got to go to work.

154
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You can't get rid of me
that easily.

155
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Has she talked to anybody about
what happened at the wedding?

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- Not to me.
- Me neither.

157
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Tumors are
repressed feelings, you know.

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- Come on. Liam, let's go.
- What?

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He's the only one that stands
a fighting chance

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to become a real Gallagher.

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No fucking way!

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Eh, you can't just
take him, Frank.

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Yes, I can.
I'm his father.

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And he is staying
in the will.

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Aren't you?
[smooches]

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[chuckles]

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Do you think, in his own way,
Frank's actually

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a pretty good dad?

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No.

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Jesus.

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[Frank]
Well, look who it is...

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Beauty and the Beast.

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I'll leave it to you two
to figure out who's who.

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Too bad you're
walking again, Frank.

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I was praying
for permanent paralysis.

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Where'd you get
the stroller, Debs?

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The only thing Monica
and I could afford

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to stroll you guys around in
was a Kroger shopping cart.

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Hey, give me that!
It's not yours.

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Well, apparently
it's not yours either.

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- Ugh.
- Maureen Wilson.

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Looks like you already
cleaned out the cash,

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Little Orphan Angry,
so, uh...

184
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I'll take the platinum.

185
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You can't do that, Frank!

186
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Should I call Ms. Wilson,
let her know you found it?

187
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Fine, take it.
Careful, Liam.

188
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I used to think Frank would
be a real dad someday, too.

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You and that little spic
you sneezed out of the cavern

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you called your uterus
better start looking

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for a new last name.

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I'm disinheriting both of you

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and taking back
the Gallagher name.

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Gladly.

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And while I'm at it,
Franny's gonna go

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by her middle name
from now on...Harriet.

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Harry. So she has no more
connection to you.

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Harry!

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Well, that's a perfect name
for the diesel dyke

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she's gonna grow up
to be someday.

201
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Come on, kid.
We got work to do.

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[Dom] Hey, Carl.

203
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Hey, bunch of us are
going to the movies tonight.

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You want to come?

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I told you, I can't hang out
with you for 72 hours.

206
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Thought that meant we just
couldn't fool around.

207
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Even just being in your vicinity
gives me a boner.

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[chuckles]
That's so sweet.

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Seriously, stop.

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Hey, freak fuck!

211
00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,816
Heard you got
a tranny operation.

212
00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,651
I only told
a couple of people.

213
00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:05,986
Got your penis chopped off.

214
00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,528
Now you're a lady.

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00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,323
Not that you were
that far off to begin with.

216
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See you around, Bruce Jenner.

217
00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,993
Hey, Bruce Jenner was the dude,
so fuck you guys.

218
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Thanks for the compliment.

219
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Don't listen to them.

220
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Okay, I think you're manly
for what you did.

221
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And when the 72 hours
and one second is over,

222
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I'm gonna loosen your belt,

223
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then take off your pants...

224
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- No.
- Then your underwear.

225
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No, no, stop.

226
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- Then suck your lollipop.
- I'm serious.

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Oh, fuck.

228
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I thought you said
I just couldn't go near you.

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Where are you going?
We have class.

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Doctor, clinic, now.

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<i>♪ upbeat rock music ♪</i>

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That's a burger well-done,
with crispy fries,

233
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and a Denver omelet,
extra ham.

234
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And let me get you
a refill on these sodas.

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Yeah.

236
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We'll get that cleared up
for you in just a sec.

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- You get my order on 14?
- Oh, yeah, I did.

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You're two hours late.

239
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I called Melinda.
Said it wasn't busy.

240
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,711
So you figured you'd just come
in whenever you felt like it?

241
00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,296
I had laundry to do.

242
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,672
Melinda was cool with it.

243
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,174
[scoffs]

244
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,510
I'm glad you guys feel
like you can just change

245
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my schedule
whenever you want.

246
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:17,598
What Sean always let us do.

247
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In case you haven't noticed,
Sean's not here anymore.

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- Excuse me.
- Yeah, that's too bad.

249
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,357
[woman] Game Change,
please hold.

250
00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,816
Phillip.
Tito.

251
00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,485
- Senior intern.
- Hey. Nice to meet you.

252
00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:30,070
All right, follow me,
I'll show you around.

253
00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,612
Uh, you can start
by getting coffee

254
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,822
for the Three Musketeers.

255
00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,782
- Who?
- The owners, Phillip.

256
00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,284
- [gong sounds]
- [man] Two million!

257
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:41,164
[cheers and applause]

258
00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,875
This is, uh, Sarah,
head of sales and marketing.

259
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,960
Black coffee, extra hot,
splash of 2%.

260
00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,588
Jesse, I buy ad space on your
stupid network every Sunday.

261
00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:51,174
Least you could do is
cut me a deal for the playoffs.

262
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,468
Joe, brains behind
the operation and the VC guy.

263
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,802
Raised the money
to start this place.

264
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,388
- He okay?
- Uh, new heated floors.

265
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,847
[Tito] He gets cold.

266
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,766
Green tea, steeped for
three minutes, one Truvia.

267
00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,059
Gene. Tech.

268
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,144
Four double shots of espresso
before noon,

269
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,397
wears a new pair of socks every
day, throws out the old ones.

270
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,731
You'll help him put them on.

271
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,275
He doesn't like to take
the goggles off.

272
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,609
- Copy that.
- Uh...

273
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,111
Sign is self-explanatory.

274
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,529
Kitchen is yours, too.

275
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,155
There's a grocery list
on the bulletin board.

276
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,282
- [woman] Three million!
- [gong sounds]

277
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,033
[man]
All right! Whoo!

278
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,578
[cheers and applause]

279
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,080
Hey, uh, listen,
you get paid, you know,

280
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,498
being the senior intern?

281
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,750
No, um, but last senior intern
just got a job

282
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,294
at Porsche marketing.

283
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:31,214
100 grand a year, was only here
eight months, so...

284
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,925
But you can get started
with the coffee and the tea.

285
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,552
- Yeah.
- All right?

286
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:36,970
And, Phillip?
Um...

287
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,222
get me an iced soy latte.

288
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,016
[phones ringing]
[background chatter]

289
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,727
[PA beeps]

290
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,605
[man over PA]
<i>Home and garden, line four.</i>

291
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,356
<i>Buenos días.</i>

292
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,608
Frank Gallagher.

293
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,485
My son, Liam.

294
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,570
Looking for some workers
to help

295
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,323
with a home masonry project.

296
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,825
Pick three guys
with a strong physique

297
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:02,787
and a dumb disposition.

298
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,416
- You, you, you.
- [Frank chuckles]

299
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,335
You make me proud,
my one and only son.

300
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,461
Very proud.

301
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,130
Uh, the supplies I need.

302
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,218
[man over PA]
<i>Toby, report to hardware.</i>

303
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,137
[John]
Frank fucking Gallagher.

304
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,763
[laughs]

305
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,390
You got money
for once, Frank?

306
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,975
Credit card.

307
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,270
And could I get a $400
cash advance on that card?

308
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,523
And keep $100 for yourself.

309
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,233
Whatever you say,
Mrs. Wilson.

310
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:38,323
[man indistinct over PA]

311
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,868
Yo.

312
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,870
How come you didn't
come home last night

313
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,746
or answer my texts?

314
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,831
Busy.

315
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,379
Care to elaborate?

316
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,880
I don't know, ask Denise.

317
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,674
Is that what this is about?

318
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,258
My high school girlfriend?

319
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,344
Your high school girlfriend
who you fuck.

320
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,970
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you talking about?

321
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,557
- I saw you with her last night.
- You're spying on me?

322
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,933
Yeah, 'cause I knew
you'd been cheating on me.

323
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,477
I wasn't cheating.

324
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,354
So you didn't
fuck Denise, then?

325
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,148
Cheating would be if I sucked
some guy's cock, all right?

326
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,359
- So you didn't sleep with her?
- I didn't say that.

327
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,110
- Well, I'm confused.
- How do you think I feel?

328
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,487
You're the one
calling me a cheater.

329
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:18,737
You still haven't
answered the question.

330
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,740
Did you or did you not
fuck Denise?

331
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:25,078
- What's the big deal?
- [laughs] What's the big deal?

332
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,954
- She's an old friend.
- Who you fuck!

333
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,789
We've been sleeping together
since we were kids.

334
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,458
Don't make this into
something more than it is.

335
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,668
You're taking your dick,

336
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,461
you're putting it
into a vagina.

337
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,129
And you're telling me you've
never done that before?

338
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,214
No, I haven't!

339
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,466
- I'm gay.
- So am I!

340
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:41,720
Sticking my dick in a friend's
vagina doesn't make me not gay.

341
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,221
Are you hearing this, Raul?

342
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,265
This is why I didn't
want to tell you...

343
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,600
because I didn't want you
freaking out

344
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:47,726
the way you are right now.

345
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,394
Oh, gee, sorry.

346
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,521
Hey, how should I react
when you say

347
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,647
you've been screwing a woman?

348
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,482
I don't know.

349
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,068
Maybe by being more accepting
of your partner's normal,

350
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,903
sexually fluid
experiences,

351
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,197
maybe by sharing
some of your own.

352
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,241
I don't have
anything to share.

353
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,992
I'm gay, all right?

354
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,827
100% gay.

355
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,830
- No one's 100% anything.
- Yeah, well, I am, all right?

356
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,333
So now this inexperienced
vagina-fucker

357
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,169
has got to get to work.

358
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,423
[man indistinct over PA]

359
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,300
[siren blaring]

360
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,009
Uh, you Trisha?

361
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,261
I am.

362
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,803
It's brand-new.

363
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,282
How much did you want,
again?

364
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,993
Like I said in the ad,
at the store, it's 2,500,

365
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,911
but I can let it go for two.

366
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,455
How about 1,500?

367
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,039
You're haggling with me?

368
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,668
Isn't that what Craigslist
is all about?

369
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,044
It's also about people
advertising baby stuff,

370
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,255
and when the pregnant lady
shows up,

371
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,174
they cut the baby
out of her stomach.

372
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:04,177
<i>♪ upbeat music ♪</i>

373
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,971
<i>♪♪♪</i>

374
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,765
[Dr. Sachs]
You doing all right?

375
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,225
You're sewing on my penis.
You tell me.

376
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,853
You don't have a lot of
undamaged skin left down here.

377
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,106
Yeah, because you
chopped it all off.

378
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,442
I warned you this
would be difficult.

379
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,111
It's harder than I thought
to not get an erection.

380
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,072
You can get through this, son.
Just put your mind to it.

381
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,950
I literally think about sex
70,000 times a day.

382
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,662
Have to find other things
to focus on.

383
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,580
Like what?

384
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,290
Hairy balls can work.

385
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,584
Or your grandmother naked.

386
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,419
I've even had patients
suggest to me

387
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,714
that watching
Ted Cruz on CSPAN

388
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,216
is an effective measure
for preventing an erection.

389
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,347
Okay, guys,
here's your Snappy.

390
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,307
- Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap.
- [baby coos]

391
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,601
Here's...I don't know what this
is, but you guys like it,

392
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,894
and here's your tennis racket.

393
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,604
All right, you guys play.

394
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,606
Daddy's got to clean
this place up, all right?

395
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,650
Yevgeny, get that
out of your mouth!

396
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,861
What are you doing, man?
You're gonna light yourself up

397
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,987
like a Christmas tree.
How'd you get my phone?

398
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:08,074
How'd you get my phone?
Come on, now.

399
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,659
I got to move
all these weights.

400
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,369
I got to clean this place up.

401
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,581
Okay, let me just take a break
here for just a second.

402
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,458
You know what?
I'm gonna use you as my weights.

403
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,877
- [baby laughs]
- Don't worry, Gemma.

404
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,795
I'll use you in my next set.

405
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,005
- Whee!
- Whee!

406
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,382
- [baby laughs]
- Whee!

407
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,717
Shit, you are heavy.

408
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:34,141
[together]
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

409
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:37,186
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

410
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,857
<i>♪ Happy birthday,
dear Sherrie ♪</i>

411
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:43,777
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

412
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,194
[cheers and applause]

413
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,738
[metallic thud]

414
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,119
[knocks lightly]

415
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,621
Excuse me?

416
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,915
I'm looking for Chad.
Is he around?

417
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,666
Chad!

418
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,259
Okay.

419
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,595
Thank you.

420
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,931
Actually, uh,
sorry to bother you.

421
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,974
I work at Patsy's.
I wanted to let Chad know...

422
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,225
Where?

423
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,602
Patsy's...

424
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,771
Pies.

425
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,606
Oh, yeah,
the dump on Franklin.

426
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,857
You know it.

427
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,943
Uh, I've been filling in
as manager.

428
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,528
I'd like to quit,
go back to waiting tables.

429
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,740
That's fine.
Do whatever you want.

430
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,533
Are you allowed to say that?

431
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,535
I mean, don't you have
to run it by Chad first?

432
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,954
[Chad]
Red velvet.

433
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,371
I know it's not
your favorite, boss,

434
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,040
but Sherrie wanted it
for her birthday.

435
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,876
Oh.

436
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,628
- Hey.
- Hi.

437
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,212
Zoning board is on my ass.

438
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,298
Where is that, uh,
environmental impact study

439
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,549
for the redevelopment project?

440
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,510
- Which one?
- The west side.

441
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,429
I'll call Fitz, tell him
we need it ASAP.

442
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,055
Oh, and this one.

443
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,851
She works at that shithole
over on Franklin.

444
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,060
- Patsy's.
- Yeah, she wants to quit.

445
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,896
- You do?
- Well, as manager.

446
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,606
I want to go back
to waiting tables.

447
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,025
- We should just shut it down.
- What?

448
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,695
Eh, it's just...it's not worth
the aggravation.

449
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,030
- Well, you can't close it.
- Why not?

450
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,615
I depend upon it
to feed my family.

451
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,158
You just quit.

452
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,952
That's the problem
with having a family.

453
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,996
Well, I didn't think it would
lead to you closing it.

454
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,789
Well, it's
on its last legs, anyway.

455
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,499
We're planning on redeveloping
that whole block.

456
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,334
You sure?

457
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,085
Remember what happened to that
chicken place over on LaSalle?

458
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,963
Homeless guy started
that kitchen fire to stay warm,

459
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,589
burned half the building down.

460
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,592
If I stayed on as manager,
would you keep it open?

461
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:35,680
Fine.
Just don't lose any money.

462
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,891
Well, the only way
to do that is to fire people.

463
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,100
I mean, the old manager
hired so many unreliable...

464
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,435
Did you hear what I said?

465
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,145
Just keep it afloat.

466
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,899
<i>♪ upbeat music ♪</i>

467
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,150
Okay.

468
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,820
<i>♪ I'm gonna run
with you today ♪</i>

469
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,363
<i>♪♪♪</i>

470
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,573
<i>♪ I'm gonna run with you... ♪</i>

471
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,909
<i>Andale, gringos!
Andale!</i>

472
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,451
<i>♪ I'm gonna run around
with you ♪</i>

473
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,579
<i>♪ Some other day ♪</i>

474
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,998
<i>♪ I'm gonna run around
with you ♪</i>

475
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,084
<i>♪ Some today ♪</i>

476
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,922
<i>♪ I'm gonna be with you today ♪</i>

477
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,381
[music stops]

478
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,552
Whoo.

479
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,636
Nice wheels.

480
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,973
Ah, thanks, I jacked it...

481
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,059
or it's one
of my boss's cars.

482
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,894
Sent me to get it detailed.

483
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,144
[Ian]
Looks pretty clean already.

484
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,772
[Lip]
Yeah, I was thinking

485
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,398
about just wiping it down,
pocketing the 100 bucks.

486
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,609
I don't have a lot of time,
so I ordered for you.

487
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,027
Sweet, thanks.

488
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,987
So what's up?

489
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,697
You sounded pretty freaked.

490
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,574
I, uh...

491
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,035
confronted Caleb
about that chick.

492
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,913
He's screwing her.

493
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,790
I guess there's something
to be said for honesty, right?

494
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,042
Except he says
it's not cheating.

495
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,710
How'd he come up
with that reasoning?

496
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:51,923
Says if it were a guy,
then he'd be cheating.

497
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:55,009
I guess that kind of
sort of makes sense.

498
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,886
I'd rather have my girlfriend
sleeping with other chicks

499
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,345
than some dude.

500
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,014
- You ever fuck a guy before?
- Fuck, no.

501
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,015
'Cause you're
100% straight, right?

502
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,266
Absolutely.

503
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,726
Yeah, well,
Caleb's trying to argue

504
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,353
that no one's
100% anything.

505
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,899
It's cheater's logic.

506
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,985
Ever think
about experimenting?

507
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,112
With a dude?

508
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,196
No.

509
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,991
Think it makes you less...

510
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,118
worldly or some shit?

511
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,536
Why?

512
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,789
Are you thinking about
experimenting with a chick?

513
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,541
No.

514
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,335
I don't know, maybe.

515
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,505
[chuckles]

516
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,174
So what would you do, right?

517
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,093
You're with this chick,
bombshell chick,

518
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,845
you're fooling around,
you know?

519
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,514
Look down, you realize
a guy had joined.

520
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,725
He's sucking your dick.

521
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,686
How far along am I?

522
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:51,691
- So you're like 93% straight.
- It's like 96% straight.

523
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,609
All right.

524
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,493
"Help wanted"?

525
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,037
Yeah, I got to cover
the mornings

526
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,747
when you need to do
your laundry, right?

527
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,626
Girl, you got a target
on your back.

528
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,004
You're the bitch who told me
to stay home this morning.

529
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,964
[scoffs]

530
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,302
Let's make things a little
easier for us this time, Harry.

531
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,471
[camera shutter clicking]

532
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,682
We'll steal the stroller
someone wants

533
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,019
instead of finding someone
who wants the stroller we have.

534
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,937
[cell phone clicking]

535
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,982
And now we wait
and see what happens, Harry.

536
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,776
[indistinct chatter]

537
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,283
[cell phone chimes]

538
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,287
Holy shit, Harry,
we got an email already.

539
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,415
It's for the
Bugaboo stroller.

540
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,294
Hello, Melanie?

541
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,297
Hi, you contacted me
about the Baby Bugaboo?

542
00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,051
Yes, it's still here...
I mean available.

543
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,301
Uh, just one sec.

544
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,853
Hi, sorry.
Um...

545
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,064
where are you coming from?

546
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,149
Great, I'm not
too far from you.

547
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,652
Why don't we meet at the, uh,
Trader Joe's on Ontario?

548
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,863
Great, I'll see you there
in 30 minutes.

549
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,824
[indistinct chatter]

550
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,880
Excuse me?

551
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,092
I saw the "help wanted" sign
at the window.

552
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,509
Uh-huh.

553
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,762
Can I leave my résumé
with you?

554
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,265
- Uh-huh.
- Thanks.

555
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,184
Uh-huh.

556
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,936
[giggles]

557
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,405
Oh, fu...

558
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,365
Son of a bitch!

559
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,951
Chugga-chugga,
chugga-chugga, choo.

560
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,786
[children giggling]

561
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,497
<i>♪ Hully gully, hully gully,
hully gully, goo ♪</i>

562
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,208
<i>♪ Hully gully, hully gully ♪</i>

563
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:18,420
Hey, Hully Gully,
I just cleaned that floor, man.

564
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,047
[child giggling]

565
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,548
Man, what're you laughing at?

566
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,884
Again with my clean floor.

567
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,304
Here we go.

568
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:28,014
Oh!

569
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:31,684
No, you didn't.

570
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,769
No, you didn't!

571
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,021
Ah, screw this.

572
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,480
Food fight!

573
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,942
Animal crackers, flying in!

574
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,735
- Oh!
- [laughs]

575
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,238
Oh!

576
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,489
[child giggles]

577
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,449
Work looks good,
gentlemen.

578
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,202
<i>Gracias.</i>

579
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,703
Fiona's gonna be mad.

580
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,454
Mm, tough titties.

581
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:56,292
Gallagher and Son would like to
thank you for your efficiency.

582
00:22:56,334 --> 00:23:00,004
<i>Uno momento.</i>

583
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,049
[whispers] This is where
we lowball the illegals.

584
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:06,010
They got nothing over us
after the work is done.

585
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:10,597
Here we go, as promised,
$50 each.

586
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,975
You said 100.

587
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:15,435
How about we make it 75,

588
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,396
and I won't have you deported?

589
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,816
- [bag thuds]
- How about we make it 100,

590
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:23,401
and we won't murder you and the
little brown boy in your sleep?

591
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,241
You've jogged my memory.

592
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,910
It...it was $100 each.

593
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,410
I was in a coma.

594
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,496
I-I was in the hospital.
I was in a coma.

595
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,165
I get...
[mumbling indistinctly]

596
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:41,921
Lucky you caught me.

597
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,340
Was about to go home.

598
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:46,550
I don't feel so lucky
right now.

599
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,678
I can barely find any skin
you haven't torn

600
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,764
to sew back together.

601
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,807
Jesus!

602
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,768
I did the best I could.

603
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,770
[sighs]
Put on your pants.

604
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,275
Carefully.

605
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:04,651
If it happens again,
you're gonna be in trouble.

606
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:08,281
I may have no choice but to turn
that thing into a vagina.

607
00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:09,865
Hairy balls, son.

608
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,867
Hairy balls.

609
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,997
You got
restaurant experience?

610
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,417
I've been waiting tables
since I was 13.

611
00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:22,128
- Any felony convictions?
- Nope.

612
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:23,629
Are you working
right now?

613
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,590
The place I was at,
Pelloni's, closed down.

614
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:30,219
Uh, it's being turned
into a Urban Outfitters.

615
00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:32,263
The owner here wanted
to close this place down, too,

616
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,307
but she's giving me a shot
to turn it around.

617
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,975
Sounds cool.

618
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,352
That is just the kind of
enthusiasm that I'm looking for.

619
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,896
- When can you start?
- As soon as you want me to.

620
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,565
That's great. It's minimum wage,
plus shared tips.

621
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,401
See you tomorrow
at noon for training.

622
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,485
Thank you so much,
Miss Gallagher.

623
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:55,995
- Hey, Olga?
- [Olga] Yeah?

624
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,495
You're fired.

625
00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:59,373
You can't fire me.

626
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:02,500
I'm the only woman of color,
and I will sue your ass.

627
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:05,463
[Didi] Excuse me,
where's the manager?

628
00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:07,505
Hi, I saw your
"help wanted" sign.

629
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,303
You're hired.

630
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,263
Come back tomorrow
at noon for training.

631
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:15,639
Thank you.

632
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:18,642
<i>♪ mellow rock music ♪</i>

633
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:23,605
<i>♪♪♪</i>

634
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:52,718
<i>♪♪♪</i>

635
00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:09,527
[Dr. Sachs]
<i>Hairy balls, son.</i>

636
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:11,695
<i>Hairy balls.</i>

637
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:18,411
<i>♪♪♪</i>

638
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,906
<i>♪ Latin rap music ♪</i>

639
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,575
<i>♪♪♪</i>

640
00:26:57,615 --> 00:27:00,202
<i>♪ man rapping in Spanish ♪</i>

641
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:03,830
[woman moaning]

642
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,708
<i>♪♪♪</i>

643
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,669
[woman continues moaning]

644
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,049
You're making me so wet.

645
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,801
Here, feel.

646
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:17,719
Yeah, it's like
a rainforest,

647
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,221
like a Slip'N Slide.

648
00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:21,014
[laughing] Yeah.

649
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,392
Lick my pussy.

650
00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:24,642
Okay.

651
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,354
[both moaning]

652
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:30,023
Mm-hmm.

653
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:33,651
[moaning]

654
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,903
Oh, God!

655
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,780
I could come right now!

656
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,365
[gasping]

657
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,159
I'm not gonna.
Come up here.

658
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,785
[gasps]
Come up here.

659
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,078
Oh.

660
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,871
I want to come
with you inside me.

661
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,957
- Whenever you're ready, okay?
- Oh, okay.

662
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:50,252
- I'll do that.
- [moaning and gasping]

663
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:55,215
<i>♪♪♪</i>

664
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,137
[Ted Cruz on television]
<i>Good morning.</i>

665
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,679
[crowd] <i>Good morning.</i>

666
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:04,308
<i>God bless CPAC.</i>

667
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,477
[cheers and applause]

668
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,395
<i>We are at the edge of a cliff.</i>

669
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:12,774
- [door rattles and thuds]
- <i>Liberty is under assault.</i>

670
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,610
Why are you
watching this crap?

671
00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,278
To not get a boner.

672
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,695
Is it working?

673
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:20,115
So far.

674
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:22,201
Is your penis doing okay?

675
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,328
[sighs]
It's all right.

676
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,912
[Ted Cruz] <i>Each and every
one of you</i>

677
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:27,289
<i>is gonna be audited
by the IRS.</i>

678
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,125
All right, I'm gonna go
take a shower.

679
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,502
No, you're not.

680
00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:32,752
Huh?

681
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,880
Go take a look
for yourself.

682
00:28:39,677 --> 00:28:42,346
- Frank?
- I assume so.

683
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,931
- The other side, too?
- Yep.

684
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,850
[Ted Cruz]
<i>During the Super Bowl,</i>

685
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,228
<i>there's not a smidgen
of corruption with the IRS...</i>

686
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:52,606
[indistinct chatter]

687
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:53,940
- Hey, V.
- Hey.

688
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:57,611
Hey, can I get a beer
and a water?

689
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:58,862
Thank you.

690
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,326
Starting to remind me of him.

691
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:05,661
Lip!

692
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,538
Hey, buddy, hey.

693
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,955
- [Frank] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Going on?

694
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,957
Don't be talking
to strangers, son.

695
00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:12,876
Frank, Liam can't be in here.

696
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,503
Drinking age
in my country is four...

697
00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:15,921
and a half.

698
00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:17,548
[Kermit] That half really
makes a difference.

699
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,258
Fine, he can stay.

700
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:21,968
But no booze, and we charge
the same for sodas.

701
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,220
Ah, extra...

702
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,347
- For sodas.
- [Frank] Oh.

703
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,933
Don't be corrupting my son
with your interracial,

704
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:29,851
bisexual funny business.

705
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,061
[Veronica]
What do you want, Frank?

706
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,646
[Frank] Two Cokes.

707
00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,607
Never thought I'd hear that
come out of your mouth.

708
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,816
Well, being a good role model
for my progeny

709
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,694
is an important job, Kermit,

710
00:29:38,736 --> 00:29:41,739
unlike the bad influences
he's had up to this point.

711
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,949
Hey, buddy, hi.
You doing okay?

712
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:46,702
- I'm having fun with Frank.
- Well, of course you are.

713
00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:48,621
Well, if you need anything,
you know how to call, yeah?

714
00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:49,996
Mm-hmm.

715
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,331
All right.

716
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:02,926
Hey, want to have
some real fun tonight?

717
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,720
What do you say you and me

718
00:30:04,762 --> 00:30:08,140
get some female company
for tonight?

719
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,225
You can have
your pick of the litter.

720
00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:14,521
Now, the important criteria
to look for is who's DTF,

721
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:17,316
who's holding weed or coke,

722
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:20,944
and who makes
your wee-wee tingle.

723
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,780
Now go get the one you want.

724
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,281
[women laughing]

725
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,666
[women laughing]

726
00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:36,042
Oh, it's a tiny dude!

727
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,128
- Whoa!
- [women laughing]

728
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:41,298
I've got a date.
[giggling]

729
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,550
- [Frank] A lovely choice.
- [giggles]

730
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,511
- Hello.
- Hello.

731
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,554
Care to join us, Dollface?

732
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:49,097
Sure.

733
00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:51,183
[Lip] <i>Dude, it's really
not that bad.</i>

734
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,392
How do you deal with it...

735
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,687
the taste
and the folds

736
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,104
and the slime?

737
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,731
What, uh, cheese dick
and a throat

738
00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:58,982
full of spooge,
that's better?

739
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,401
Give me a beer.

740
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:03,069
[chuckles]

741
00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:04,946
[gargles]
God!

742
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,032
Man, if I sucked
some guy's dick,

743
00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:09,075
I wouldn't be half as dramatic
as you're being right now.

744
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,869
You're a better man than I.

745
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,245
You at least feel
more worldly?

746
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,997
Not at all.

747
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,166
I think it had steam
coming off of it.

748
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,001
Should I just get you
the Drano, then?

749
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:20,045
If I knew I could gargle it,
dude, without dying,

750
00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:21,087
I'd say yes.

751
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,632
You are 100% gay.

752
00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:25,300
I have PTSD.

753
00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,427
[chuckling]

754
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:28,762
[indistinct chatter, laughter]

755
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,973
[Veronica] It's all over
my boobs, too.

756
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,809
What the hell happened here?

757
00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:35,185
[Svetlana]
Did we get robbed?

758
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,186
- Kev.
- Wake up.

759
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,479
[Veronica] Hey.

760
00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:38,897
Oh.

761
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:40,899
Hey, sexy.
Hey, beautiful.

762
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:43,402
- What is going on?
- This place is a disaster.

763
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:44,820
You were supposed
to clean today.

764
00:31:44,862 --> 00:31:46,697
Oh, sorry, I know.

765
00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:49,408
I got too busy,
but we had a great day.

766
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:50,909
Oh, my...
Did you know Gemma

767
00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,661
can climb up on the couch
all by herself?

768
00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:54,371
Your only job
was to clean today.

769
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,957
Really? I thought I was supposed
to keep the kids alive, too.

770
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,126
We were at work all day,
busting our butts.

771
00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:02,462
Yeah, all we ask is to
come home to a clean house.

772
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,089
I was working all day, too.

773
00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:05,549
Doing what,
having a food fight?

774
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,426
- Did you even shower?
- Make us dinner?

775
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:10,095
Oh, my God, I'm not a maid.
Why are you two riding my ass?

776
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:13,640
Because you sat on that ass
all day doing nothing.

777
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,726
Oh, that's exactly
what I did today.

778
00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:17,603
Nothing.
[chuckles]

779
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:21,774
I did a heaping shit pile
of absolutely nothing!

780
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:28,906
- Uh, $328...
- Are you kidding...

781
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,323
- [slurred mumbling]
- No, wait, no, no!

782
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:31,742
Come on,
not the front door.

783
00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,326
We have a special entrance.

784
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,578
<i>♪ upbeat music ♪</i>

785
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,622
[Frank] Whoa!

786
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:37,997
[woman] Got a plan?

787
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,041
Yeah, of course
there's a plan.

788
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,293
[Frank] Oh, shit.

789
00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:43,712
- Let's just...
- Okay.

790
00:32:43,754 --> 00:32:45,923
<i>♪ It's quite all right ♪</i>

791
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,049
<i>♪ I feel like... ♪</i>

792
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,009
- Ladies first.
- Okay. Oh, boy.

793
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,804
- I'll give you a boost.
- Okay.

794
00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:54,097
- Liam, come on.
- [laughing] Okay.

795
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,475
- Don't fall, okay?
- Okay.

796
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,393
Are you sure
this thing is safe?

797
00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:00,562
- Well, we'll find out soon.
- Okay.

798
00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:02,021
Liam, grab my ankles.

799
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,023
<i>♪ All right, all right,
all right ♪</i>

800
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:05,525
<i>♪ Hello, hello... ♪</i>

801
00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,193
[Frank] Okay. Oh, yeah.
Thank you.

802
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,528
[woman laughing]

803
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:09,613
[Frank] Jesus.

804
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:10,823
<i>♪ Hello... ♪</i>

805
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:11,949
[Frank] Whoa.

806
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,159
[woman] Frank, I'm sorry.

807
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,535
[both laughing]

808
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:18,914
<i>♪♪♪</i>

809
00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:21,249
[Ian snoring]

810
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,882
Holy shit.

811
00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:30,759
I had no idea
our floor was so slanted.

812
00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:32,803
Ugh, it'd be nice
to have a toothbrush

813
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,387
and a change of clothes.

814
00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:36,055
Yeah, I need a shower.

815
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,809
My ass is numb
from this chair.

816
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:41,186
This couch is pretty comfy.

817
00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:43,188
Still not mad at Frank, huh?

818
00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:46,149
I refuse to let him have
any of my energy.

819
00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,403
- Dibs on the kitchen bathroom!
- Oh!

820
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:52,280
[Ian] Oh, shit, you...

821
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,866
[Fiona yelps]

822
00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:56,743
- Shit!
- [groans]

823
00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:58,036
We got to get upstairs.

824
00:33:58,077 --> 00:33:59,788
Yeah, we can throw
a stink bomb up there

825
00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:00,873
if Liam weren't with him.

826
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,541
Put bars up on the window.

827
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,334
[Fiona] <i>Do you guys think
we can set fire</i>

828
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,419
<i>to the top floor of the house?</i>

829
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:09,381
- Hurry up in there!
- I'm using the sink.

830
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:18,264
Holy shit.

831
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,266
Dude, that is a mangled mess.

832
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:21,768
- Oh, my God.
- Ugh, fuck.

833
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,729
[Ian] It's all bloody
and raw, man.

834
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,856
You shouldn't have gotten
that stupid circumcision, man.

835
00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:27,273
All right, well, I did,
and there's nothing

836
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:29,818
I can do about it now,
so fuck you guys.

837
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,153
I already feel like enough of a
freak being the only Gallagher

838
00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:33,864
who's not circumcised.

839
00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:36,825
Thanks for making me
feel worse about it.

840
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,956
What the hell?

841
00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:45,959
<i>♪ Band of Skulls'
"Back of Beyond" playing ♪</i>

842
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,962
<i>♪ upbeat rock music ♪</i>

843
00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:52,131
<i>♪♪♪</i>

844
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,383
Hey, kids.

845
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,093
See those ladies over there?

846
00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:56,803
They're gonna help us
clean the house

847
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:58,847
so we can spend more time
playing together.

848
00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:00,139
[camera shutter clicks]

849
00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:01,433
<i>♪♪♪</i>

850
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:02,809
Eh, what the hell?

851
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:04,394
<i>♪ All at once all the time ♪</i>

852
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:05,687
<i>♪ The nitty-gritty get ♪</i>

853
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:06,730
<i>♪ The sweetest taste... ♪</i>

854
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,314
Yeah.

855
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,149
<i>♪♪♪</i>

856
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,110
[Ian] Main's off,
and the outside spigot's open.

857
00:35:12,151 --> 00:35:13,946
All right,
hand me the hacksaw.

858
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,030
Thanks.

859
00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:16,949
<i>♪♪♪</i>

860
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:19,576
Let's see how long he lasts
up there without water.

861
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:24,539
<i>♪♪♪</i>

862
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:27,166
This is so fun, Harry.

863
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,836
We have such a great life now.

864
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:32,798
Double stroller?

865
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,341
We could get a lot for that.

866
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:40,097
<i>♪♪♪</i>

867
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,765
<i>♪ I've seen the good gone bad ♪</i>

868
00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:43,433
<i>♪ I've seen the right
go wrong ♪</i>

869
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,184
<i>♪ From the middle of the city ♪</i>

870
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,312
<i>♪ To the back of beyond... ♪</i>

871
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,522
Pretty soon we'll be able
to start saving up for college.

872
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,399
- [baby crying]
- Oh, no, it's okay.

873
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,735
You don't have to go to college
if you don't want to, Harry.

874
00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,696
[baby continues crying]

875
00:35:59,116 --> 00:36:00,408
Shit!

876
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,328
[baby continues crying]

877
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,122
<i>♪ If you wanna sing ♪</i>

878
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,790
<i>♪ Well, I got a song ♪</i>

879
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,249
<i>♪ From the middle of the city ♪</i>

880
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,501
<i>♪ To the back of beyond ♪</i>

881
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,753
<i>♪ I say yeah ♪</i>

882
00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,714
<i>♪♪♪</i>

883
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:21,179
[Frank groans]

884
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:28,478
That smell could knock a buzzard
off a gut wagon.

885
00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:34,651
Hey, Dollface,
we got to hose you down.

886
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:38,237
You're riper than
a fat boy in a clown costume.

887
00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:40,073
- Hey!
- I'm sorry.

888
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,074
[giggles]

889
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,408
Liam...

890
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,202
coffee on the hot plate.

891
00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:54,629
[pipes grinding]

892
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,509
Oh, God damn it.
I...

893
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,018
I hope it was
recently flushed.

894
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,273
Two raptors circling the nest.

895
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:26,119
[keys clacking]

896
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,040
[exhales]

897
00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:31,457
Nest is secured.

898
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:36,963
<i>♪ bluesy rock music ♪</i>

899
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:41,927
<i>♪♪♪</i>

900
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,361
What's in the box?

901
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:03,656
New uniforms.

902
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:06,534
- Oh, those are so cute!
- Oh, hell, no.

903
00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,828
- I am not exposing my legs.
- Oh, come on.

904
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,163
You'll make more tips.

905
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,582
Nobody sees my spider veins
except my gyno

906
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,251
and the neighbor
with the binoculars.

907
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,795
Don't have
to work here anymore.

908
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,797
Fine.

909
00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:21,049
Bunch of us are going
to Melody Lounge after work.

910
00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:22,550
- You should come.
- Is that a club?

911
00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:23,802
It'll be fun.

912
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,428
I don't have
a change of clothes.

913
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,639
- Of course you do.
- Yeah, right.

914
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,808
[giggles]
Come on, you look fine.

915
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,643
Hey, bring Lip, too.

916
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:46,741
[inhales, exhales deeply]

917
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:50,078
You know, the Feds showed up
at my internship today.

918
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,664
Yeah, took a couple
of servers.

919
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:53,915
What for?

920
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:55,708
No idea.

921
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,752
But those nerds
are richer than balls.

922
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:02,465
I texted Caleb.

923
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,135
Told him to meet me
at the loft after work.

924
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:06,678
Gonna compare vagina stories?

925
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,721
That's exactly what
we're gonna do.

926
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,098
There's Carl.

927
00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:17,522
<i>Carl Gallagher,
please approach the ambulance.</i>

928
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,774
<i>Gonna need you
to speed up, Carl.</i>

929
00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:22,068
<i>♪ funky music ♪</i>

930
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,904
[knocking at door]

931
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,739
I'm coming!

932
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,241
- [knocking continues]
- Shh!

933
00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:30,368
Gonna wake up
the damn babies.

934
00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:33,496
<i>♪♪♪</i>

935
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,707
You must be from
the topless-maid company.

936
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:37,042
You're quick.

937
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,252
- Can I come in?
- Yes.

938
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,004
Yes.

939
00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:42,714
Let me show you around.

940
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,424
As you can see,
the place is a mess.

941
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,426
I'm gonna need you
to do the laundry,

942
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:49,179
wash the dishes,

943
00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:51,681
clean the floors, vacuum,
and dust the furniture.

944
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,432
Sound good?
Okay!

945
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:55,143
Wow.
Sorry.

946
00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:56,769
This is happening.

947
00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,479
<i>♪♪♪</i>

948
00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,106
Those are spectacular.

949
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,649
It's amazing how
you stuffed them in there

950
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,151
and now they're out
in all their glory.

951
00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:04,694
Hallelujah.

952
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:06,779
[indistinct radio chatter]

953
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,573
What's happening to me?

954
00:40:08,614 --> 00:40:10,992
We gave you a jumbo dose
of Thorazine.

955
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:13,328
My brain feels
like cotton candy.

956
00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:15,997
And that's the way you're gonna
feel for the next 72 hours.

957
00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:18,708
No way you get a boner
on that shit.

958
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,211
Don't have to think
about hairy balls anymore.

959
00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:22,795
[laughing]
What?

960
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,214
<i>♪♪♪</i>

961
00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:27,175
You guys are the best.

962
00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:32,138
<i>♪♪♪</i>

963
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:34,891
[sighs]

964
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,601
Wendy, don't get me wrong.

965
00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:38,395
I like what's going on here,

966
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,479
but are you gonna be doing
any cleaning today?

967
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:42,148
Cleaning?

968
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:44,025
You didn't bring any Lysol

969
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,986
or...or ammonia
or a mop or anything.

970
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:51,741
You thought a topless maid
service actually did cleaning?

971
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,743
Yes.

972
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,370
That's cute.

973
00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:56,913
Here.

974
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,916
My services are à la carte.
Pick what you like.

975
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,501
- Mop and glow.
- That's one of my specialties.

976
00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:04,212
I'm sure it is.

977
00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:06,464
- Pipe cleaning.
- Old dudes like that one.

978
00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:07,506
[inhales sharply]

979
00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,134
Brazilian floor wax.

980
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,635
That's not what
you think it is.

981
00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:13,221
I have no idea
what I think that is.

982
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,976
Sham wow?

983
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,440
[Caleb] Hey, you finally
decided to come home.

984
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:26,067
Did you trick me
into having sex with a woman?

985
00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:27,610
What?

986
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,862
So that you wouldn't feel bad
about what you did?

987
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,530
Look, what
are you talking about?

988
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,992
You made me feel like a freak
'cause I'm only gay.

989
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,910
How you feel is on you.

990
00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:39,497
I slept with some random chick
'cause of you.

991
00:41:39,538 --> 00:41:41,207
I didn't force you
to do anything.

992
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:43,335
I can still taste her hairspray
and her pubes

993
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,128
and her vagisitis.

994
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,130
You obviously picked
the wrong woman.

995
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,423
Don't turn this around on me.

996
00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:50,133
You're the weirdo, all right?
Not me.

997
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,302
Because I like to have sex
with women once in a while?

998
00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:54,095
- It's not normal.
- It's very normal.

999
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,514
Not if you're gay, it's not.
It's disgusting.

1000
00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:58,766
Then don't do it anymore.

1001
00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:01,102
And it's a turnoff.

1002
00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:03,229
Me?
I'm the turnoff?

1003
00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:04,772
You sleep with women...

1004
00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:06,024
yeah.

1005
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:07,733
Then why are we
even going out?

1006
00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,989
I keep asking myself
the same thing.

1007
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,740
- Judgmental much?
- Vagina-fucker much?

1008
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,575
When did you become
such a baby?

1009
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,619
When did you become
such a bisexual?

1010
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,291
So that's it, then.

1011
00:42:29,339 --> 00:42:31,132
Yeah, I guess so.

1012
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:36,388
- Have a nice life.
- Already am.

1013
00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:41,017
[aerosol hissing
and rattling]

1014
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,353
Kevin, what are you doing?

1015
00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:45,855
I got a great idea
for a business.

1016
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,815
- [Svetlana] Where are babies?
- Sleeping.

1017
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,442
- Monitor.
- Is the house clean?

1018
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:51,694
That is a great question,
which is directly related

1019
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:52,945
to my new business plan.

1020
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,156
- So, no?
- You are correct.

1021
00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:58,243
The topless maid that I hired
was more of an escort...

1022
00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,161
- You hired a topless maid?
- Did you have sex with her?

1023
00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:01,746
Of course not.

1024
00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:03,915
What else did you think a
topless-maid service did, Kev?

1025
00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:06,000
I was focused on the maid part

1026
00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:08,586
and not the topless part,
which gave me this idea.

1027
00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:11,630
<i>♪ upbeat music ♪</i>

1028
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:14,050
- Nooks and Fannies?
- Yes.

1029
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,885
We are gonna start
a maid service

1030
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,012
that is not only topless

1031
00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:20,139
but also cleans;
we'll corner the market.

1032
00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,225
You expect me to clean
someone else's house?

1033
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:23,893
Don't have to.
That's the genius part.

1034
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:26,396
You two are the boobs
of the operation.

1035
00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:27,897
She's gonna do the cleaning.

1036
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:31,276
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1037
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:37,823
[dance music playing]

1038
00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:39,951
♪♪♪

1039
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:41,786
I think these girls
just invited me

1040
00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:43,162
so I'd bring you.

1041
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,457
♪♪♪

1042
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:47,125
Hey!

1043
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,585
Oh. He's...he's cute.

1044
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,420
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

1045
00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:52,046
- Hi, Lip.
- Hey, hi.

1046
00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:53,631
Hi.
[giggles]

1047
00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:55,007
What are you drinking?

1048
00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,384
Uh, beer.

1049
00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:58,052
Okay.
You want something, girl?

1050
00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:01,222
Uh, a change of clothes.
You guys look great.

1051
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:03,766
Have a shot.
It'll make you feel sexier.

1052
00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:08,062
Uh, two Stellas and three shots
of Jager, on my tab.

1053
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:10,940
I saw you checking me out
during my interview.

1054
00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:12,358
I was that obvious?

1055
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,692
But I liked it.

1056
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:14,693
♪♪♪

1057
00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:17,822
- Oh.
- Thanks.

1058
00:44:17,863 --> 00:44:19,115
Cheers, boss.

1059
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,492
Thanks.

1060
00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:21,951
Cheers.

1061
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:24,996
♪♪♪

1062
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:26,247
Ugh!

1063
00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:27,665
- Let's dance.
- Yeah.

1064
00:44:27,706 --> 00:44:29,667
[clears throat]

1065
00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:34,213
♪♪♪

1066
00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:35,673
Just so you know...

1067
00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:37,675
I have a kid
and a stupid ex-boyfriend,

1068
00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:39,469
so I'm not looking
for anything serious.

1069
00:44:39,511 --> 00:44:42,054
Yeah, well, uh, I just got
expelled from college

1070
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,682
and did 30 days
in rehab, so...

1071
00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:46,684
Then we're a perfect match.

1072
00:44:46,725 --> 00:44:51,688
♪♪♪

1073
00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:53,024
- Hey.
- Yeah.

1074
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:56,110
[laughs]

1075
00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:57,820
Is that Ariel's boyfriend?

1076
00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:00,198
No.
She just met him on Tinder.

1077
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,991
Going to the bathroom
to bang.

1078
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:03,284
- [scoffs]
- You on Tinder?

1079
00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:04,701
- Uh-uh.
- Mm.

1080
00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:06,871
Not into the meaningless,
random hookup?

1081
00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:08,705
Uh, no, I'm more of a

1082
00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:11,708
"one dysfunctional relationship
into another" kind of girl.

1083
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:13,878
- I'm taking a break.
- This is why you need Tinder.

1084
00:45:13,919 --> 00:45:15,712
Give me your phone.

1085
00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:17,298
♪♪♪

1086
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:18,715
You're a hot piece of ass.

1087
00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:20,717
You should be boning
on the regs.

1088
00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:22,845
- Let's get you a picture.
- I don't know.

1089
00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:25,056
[camera shutter clicking]

1090
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:26,932
They always seem
to get attached.

1091
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,809
Or maybe that's me.

1092
00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,436
You bragging
about your golden vagina?

1093
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:33,814
No, more like my golden ability
to pick liars.

1094
00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:37,318
Then don't talk to them.
Just swipe, fuck, leave.

1095
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,611
Ooh.

1096
00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:40,029
You already have
three matches.

1097
00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:42,114
And Luke is at the bar
across the street,

1098
00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:43,575
ready to rumble.

1099
00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:44,741
♪♪♪

1100
00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:45,910
Mm-hmm.

1101
00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:47,620
Oh.

1102
00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:49,455
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1103
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,339
[thud]

1104
00:45:58,381 --> 00:45:59,340
[raccoon hisses]

1105
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:00,966
What the fuck?

1106
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,759
Everybody, wake up.

1107
00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:04,303
- What's going on?
- That!

1108
00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,305
[Ian] No! Oh. Oh!

1109
00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:08,849
Oh, shit!
Fuck.

1110
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,936
Don't say Papa
never gave you a pet.

1111
00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:13,563
[cackling]

1112
00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:16,315
- [both] Hey.
- [raccoon chitters]

1113
00:46:16,357 --> 00:46:18,150
Ugh!

1114
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:19,402
[laughs]

1115
00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:21,571
V!

1116
00:46:21,613 --> 00:46:25,366
[laughing] V!
Where are you?

1117
00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:27,118
- Ah, V!
- [door opens]

1118
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:29,454
- Hi.
- What the hell are you doing?

1119
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,581
- Can V come out and play?
- It's 2 a.m.

1120
00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:33,583
My kids, my husband
and wife are sleeping.

1121
00:46:33,625 --> 00:46:35,585
[laughing]

1122
00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:37,754
You know that
that sounds weird, right?

1123
00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:38,795
You're drunk.

1124
00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:40,047
And fucked.

1125
00:46:40,089 --> 00:46:42,592
I just Tinder-fucked...
this guy.

1126
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:46,387
His name is, like, a J or an L
or some other letter.

1127
00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:47,764
I don't care.

1128
00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:49,724
Careless, mindless sex
has set me free.

1129
00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:50,975
Tell me more
about it tomorrow.

1130
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:53,810
This guy was doing this...

1131
00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:55,772
What the fuck?

1132
00:46:57,649 --> 00:47:00,151
Did you just close the door
in my face?

1133
00:47:02,654 --> 00:47:05,990
[train rattling and screeching]

1134
00:47:10,035 --> 00:47:12,204
- I found a pickax.
- What the hell you doing?

1135
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:14,165
- Looking for demolition tools.
- Fiona?

1136
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:16,959
- There's a shovel in here.
- She's asleep.

1137
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:18,210
[shovel clatters]

1138
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:21,422
[Veronica] It's me!

1139
00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:25,009
Hey, I brought you some coffee.
I figured you might be hungover.

1140
00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,637
I am.
What time is it?

1141
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:31,223
Not as early as you ringing
my doorbell last night.

1142
00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:33,100
- Huh?
- Don't "huh" me.

1143
00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:35,019
[groans]

1144
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:37,062
- Yo, Fi.
- Huh?

1145
00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:38,939
Pickax, sledgehammer.

1146
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,983
Sledgehammer.

1147
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:42,652
[groans]

1148
00:47:42,694 --> 00:47:43,902
I'll see you upstairs.

1149
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:46,863
[sighs]
I'll be up in a minute.

1150
00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:48,282
We're getting rid
of Frank.

1151
00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:51,035
[footsteps ascending stairs]

1152
00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:53,078
[groans]
Ow.

1153
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,456
Who was this random guy
you hooked up with last night?

1154
00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:58,042
Key word in that sentence
is "random."

1155
00:47:58,083 --> 00:47:59,876
I don't know.

1156
00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:02,630
Why you sleeping
with random dudes, anyway?

1157
00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:05,299
Why am I not hooking up
with random dudes?

1158
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:07,677
Some sort of rebound thing
from Sean?

1159
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,261
[scoffs]

1160
00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:12,931
I'd have to care for it
to be a Sean-rebound thing.

1161
00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:15,184
Funny. You said
the same thing about Frank.

1162
00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:18,270
Ooh. Having a rebound thing
with Frank?

1163
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,565
No, dummy. Caring.

1164
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:24,276
You seriously think that I give
a fuck about Sean or Frank?

1165
00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:26,903
It's been weeks,
and you haven't talked at all

1166
00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:28,781
about what happened
on your wedding day.

1167
00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:32,076
'Cause there's nothing
to talk about...

1168
00:48:32,117 --> 00:48:34,495
so I'm not gonna talk
about it...

1169
00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:36,789
ever.

1170
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,708
<i>♪ Hey, hey, there's a fire ♪</i>

1171
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,959
<i>♪ And it's running,
coming in here ♪</i>

1172
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,503
[grunts]

1173
00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,838
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

1174
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,548
<i>♪ Hey, hey, there's a fire ♪</i>

1175
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:47,425
<i>♪ And it's running,
coming in here ♪</i>

1176
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:49,260
Look, it's harder
than I thought.

1177
00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:51,596
- <i>♪ Hey ♪</i> 
- <i>♪ Hey, hey, now ♪</i>

1178
00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,264
<i>♪ Hey, hey, now ♪</i>

1179
00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:54,931
<i>♪ Hey, hey, now ♪</i>

1180
00:48:54,973 --> 00:48:56,517
<i>♪ Hey, hey, now ♪</i>

1181
00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:57,769
<i>♪ Hey, hey, now ♪</i>

1182
00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:58,853
[grunts loudly]

1183
00:48:58,895 --> 00:49:00,937
<i>♪ Hey, hey, now ♪</i>

1184
00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:03,982
[grunting loudly]

1185
00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:08,738
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1186
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:10,782
- [pounding continues]
- What the fuck?

1187
00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:11,866
<i>♪ Hey, hey, now ♪</i>

1188
00:49:11,908 --> 00:49:13,534
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1189
00:49:13,576 --> 00:49:15,952
<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

1190
00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:17,663
<i>♪ Hey, hey, now ♪</i>

1191
00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:20,207
<i>♪ Things are burning up ♪</i>

1192
00:49:20,249 --> 00:49:21,208
Aah!

1193
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:25,212
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1194
00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:29,884
[Carl and Dom]
Five, four, three, two, one.

1195
00:49:29,926 --> 00:49:31,176
[boing sound effect plays
on cell phone]

1196
00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:32,720
<i>♪ rock music ♪</i>

1197
00:49:32,762 --> 00:49:35,556
Okay, well,
the 72 hours is up.

1198
00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:39,518
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1199
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:46,317
<i>♪ I go home thinking
about something she said ♪</i>

1200
00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:49,862
<i>♪ I can't get the thinking
out of my head ♪</i>

1201
00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:52,072
<i>♪ I should just play it cool ♪</i>

1202
00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:53,491
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1203
00:49:53,532 --> 00:49:55,576
<i>♪ Instead I overthink it ♪</i>

1204
00:49:55,618 --> 00:49:57,954
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1205
00:49:57,994 --> 00:50:00,247
<i>♪ Hand me a cup of fuel ♪</i>

1206
00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:02,834
<i>♪ I don't know
if I should drink it ♪</i>

1207
00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:07,797
<i>♪♪♪</i>

